Chris Siems @teamsiems
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July 2015

Now it’s summer in Texas #burnban twitter.com/KBTXShel/statu…

4:21pm 30 Jul 2015

Now it’s summer in Texas #burnban

3:21pm 30 Jul 2015

We’re slipping down the #OITNB rabbit hole.

7:15pm 16 Jul 2015

@IAm_Miss_E @alonzolerone or educated. Alonzo is smart enough to figure it out.

10:43am 15 Jul 2015

OMG I’m too edu. Ever find yourself Googling slang phrases? Me too! I don’t want to end up on @alonzolerone show (watch Sat. mornings)

10:38pm 14 Jul 2015

OMG I’m too edu. Ever find yourself Googling slang phrases? Me too! I don’t want to end up on @alonzolerone show (watch Sat. mornings)

9:38pm 14 Jul 2015

New Horizon Passes Pluto teamsiems.com/2015/07/new-ho…

3:22pm 14 Jul 2015

New Horizon Passes Pluto teamsiems.com/2015/07/new-ho…

2:22pm 14 Jul 2015

Le quatorze juillet! #BastilleDay Marie, you can have your brioche back.

9:56am 14 Jul 2015

Le quatorze juillet! #BastilleDay Marie, you can have your brioche back.

8:56am 14 Jul 2015

I entered at MinionsatMcD.com for a chance to win $250,000 and you can too!

5:50pm 8 Jul 2015

I entered at MinionsatMcD.com for a chance to win $250,000 and you can too!

4:50pm 8 Jul 2015

Most spoiled cat in the world #spoiledcat [updated]: youtu.be/sjlLQuEJ8HU?a via @YouTube

9:06am 7 Jul 2015

Most spoiled cat in the world <a href="tter.com/search?q=%23spoiledcat”>#spoiledcat: youtu.be/DYZaEzeYF1w?a via @YouTube

8:45am 7 Jul 2015

Most spoiled cat in the world #spoiledcat [updated]: youtu.be/sjlLQuEJ8HU?a via @YouTube

8:06am 7 Jul 2015

Most spoiled cat in the world #spoiledcat: youtu.be/DYZaEzeYF1w?a via @YouTube

7:45am 7 Jul 2015

July 4th Ribs: youtu.be/-Phjlu4XZ4o?a via @YouTube

5:06am 5 Jul 2015

July 4th Ribs: youtu.be/-Phjlu4XZ4o?a via @YouTube

4:06am 5 Jul 2015

7:41pm 4 Jul 2015

6:41pm 4 Jul 2015

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5:17pm 4 Jul 2015

Happy #FourthOfJuly

5:00pm 4 Jul 2015

.@Ornyadams God Bless John Williams. #FourthOfJuly

1:56pm 4 Jul 2015

.@tsand God bless my bourbon & bbq, and keep my fingers intact. Amen. Happy #FourthOfJuly #tradition

1:54pm 4 Jul 2015

July 4th and we’re cooking ribs. Do you have smell-o-vision? vine.co/v/e12LYQFvhxA

1:35pm 4 Jul 2015

July 4th and we’re cooking ribs. Do you have smell-o-vision? vine.co/v/e12LYQFvhxA

12:35pm 4 Jul 2015

Just finished my @zazzle mug order! Can’t wait! zazzle.com/teamsiems_logo…

10:09pm 2 Jul 2015

Just finished my @Zazzle mug order! Can’t wait! zazzle.com/teamsiems_logo…

9:09pm 2 Jul 2015

Happy #CanadaDay, eh

8:48am 1 Jul 2015