Chris Siems @teamsiems
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May 2015

I am smarter than a fifth grader – Marie Curie studied Uranium! Give me $1M. (Full disclosure: I have a BS in Nuclear Engineering.)

7:00pm 29 May 2015

Check out my review of Kreuz Market on @yelp yelp.com/biz/kreuz-mark…

7:34am 29 May 2015

.@CJBARBEQUE Are you running any specials for #NationalBrisketDay (May 28)? A burnt end sandwich would be Wunderbar!

7:21am 28 May 2015

Sometimes you are the hammer (#NSFW Language) youtu.be/1Yeipzl1uZY

9:18pm 27 May 2015

8:30pm 27 May 2015

Can @KBTXNews please do a post-mortem of HB910 & SB17. Talk to Raney (@raneyfortexas) and Schwertner (@DrSchwertner) #OpenCarryTexas

8:21pm 27 May 2015

10:16pm 26 May 2015

National Moment of Remembrance: a minute of silence (at 3pm) to remember and honor those who have died in service to the nation.

1:55pm 25 May 2015

Memorial Day Ribs 2015 – Don’t Mess With Success teamsiems.com/2015/05/memori…

7:41pm 23 May 2015

Memorial Day 2015: youtu.be/RPLE_g3K6Ko?a via @YouTube

7:41pm 23 May 2015

I wont say Happy with #MemorialDay because it is a day to remember fallen veterans…it’s not about bbq, sales, or parties.

11:00am 23 May 2015

9:36am 22 May 2015

Happy #DavidLetterman Day! We’ll miss you Dave.

3:52pm 20 May 2015

HTTPS-crippling attack threatens tens of thousands of Web and mail servers ars.to/1FuoerR

7:19am 20 May 2015

10:44pm 18 May 2015

10:41pm 18 May 2015

Moody Gardens Aquarium at Galveston, TX youtu.be/j5CjmQCc3ZE

12:35am 17 May 2015

I trimmed nearly 50% of my Twitter following last weekend. “The more things change, the more they stay the same.”

10:08pm 11 May 2015

Thanks for the reading JC. It’s radio-drama quality. The Call of Cthulhu youtu.be/ZIwgXhUWt3Q

9:49pm 11 May 2015

I trimmed nearly 50% of my Twitter following last weekend. “The more things change, the more they stay the same.”

9:08pm 11 May 2015

Thanks for the reading JC. It’s radio-drama quality. The Call of Cthulhu youtu.be/ZIwgXhUWt3Q

8:49pm 11 May 2015

Did you hear that Mi’Kitty?! instagram.com/p/2UtGkxoWkz/

9:21pm 5 May 2015

Did you hear that Mi’Kitty?! instagram.com/p/2UtGkxoWkz/

8:21pm 5 May 2015

Psycho kitty Taylor instagram.com/p/2Ud9cLoWrZ/

7:08pm 5 May 2015

Psycho kitty Taylor instagram.com/p/2Ud9cLoWrZ/

6:08pm 5 May 2015

Happy #CincoDeMayo

1:47pm 5 May 2015

Here’s the obligatory May the Fourth be with you! Happy #StarWarsDay

8:50am 4 May 2015

Here’s the obligatory May the Fourth be with you! Happy #StarWarsDay

7:50am 4 May 2015

Remember kids, u keep being u and 404>200, i.e. not making crap is better than making crap – I’m talking to u @Onision watch?v=fLEK6zRXWao

9:45pm 1 May 2015

Remember kids, u keep being u and 404>200, i.e. not making crap is better than making crap – I’m talking to u @Onision watch?v=fLEK6zRXWao

8:45pm 1 May 2015