Chris Siems @teamsiems
Texas | teamsiems.com

January 2011

@tarinytx Now all you do is retweet tsand for the next 4 days RT @tarinytx: @tsand #MBteamS My husband @teamsiems asked me to post this

11:13pm 31 Jan 2011

Sometimes you gotta say L.O.L

10:22pm 31 Jan 2011

@farktal it came to me in a bacon dripping vision #MBteamS

10:21pm 31 Jan 2011

@tsand I'm trying to spread the word of TSAND, but it's hard. Please open their ears so they may hear the good word. 1st Bacon 2:4. #MBteamS

10:19pm 31 Jan 2011

.@RTfudgeRT if you weren't a bot I'd bite you; you look good! Help! tweet #MBteamS, thanks

10:10pm 31 Jan 2011

Please help @tsand. U could win on FB too; Thanks. RT @NinjaTexan: @teamsiems who doesn't!

10:09pm 31 Jan 2011

.@tsand It's the Bacon! – the Bacon Dance of Love (and weather) RT @JeffLast: @teamsiems #MBteamS is dancing around the worse weather

9:46pm 31 Jan 2011

FYI @tsand I just pleaded with my friends at on my favorite network of flight enthusiasts @vatusa. Good luck #MBteamS

9:44pm 31 Jan 2011

Roll Todd Roll @Discovery #gopackgo RT @tsand: Thanks everyone! YOU are AWESOME! #MBteamS

9:16pm 31 Jan 2011

WE are awesome @StJude RT @tsand: Thanks everyone! YOU are AWESOME!!! #MBteamS

9:14pm 31 Jan 2011

bit.ly/hnkGqq RT @tsand: Are you watching @Discovery? #AmericanChopper is unveiling the bike! #MBteamS supports @StJude too

9:13pm 31 Jan 2011

.@jefflast, Bad News cold snow/ice coming to DFW Tueday, Good News cold snow/ice should be gone for #MBteamS Texas #iceyroads suck

9:02pm 31 Jan 2011

fudge #Packers i think i just sprained my ankle RT @CBS11Larry: Already 38 degrees in Wichita Falls. Temps fall below freezing DFW.

8:53pm 31 Jan 2011

Wife just called “Honey it's ready” smokin' RT @tsand “Bringing home the bacon and a Benz.” #MBTeamS #SLGN

8:03pm 31 Jan 2011

That's What She Said RT @tsand “Bringing home the bacon and a Benz.” #MBTeamS #SLGN

8:02pm 31 Jan 2011

Holla if you want a Benz-o w/ a side of Bacon-o RT @tsand “Bringing home the bacon and a Benz.” #MBTeamS #SLGN

8:01pm 31 Jan 2011

Hey @ninjatexan you like bacon? RT @tsand “Bringing home the bacon and a Benz.” #MBTeamS #SLGN

8:00pm 31 Jan 2011

Merecedes-Bacon is the new name RT @tsand “Bringing home the bacon and a Benz.” #MBTeamS #SLGN

8:00pm 31 Jan 2011

to the left to the right we be bacon all night RT @tsand “Bringing home the bacon and a Benz.” #MBTeamS #SLGN

7:59pm 31 Jan 2011

whats savory crispy and a slice of WI pigs RT @tsand “Bringing home the bacon and a Benz.” #MBTeamS #SLGN

7:59pm 31 Jan 2011

We keep rollin rollin rollin RT @tsand “Bringing home the bacon and a Benz.” #MBTeamS #SLGN

7:58pm 31 Jan 2011

2 and 2 left RT @tsand “Bringing home the bacon and a Benz.” #MBTeamS #SLGN

7:57pm 31 Jan 2011

.@klout you like bacon? RT @tsand “Bringing home the bacon and a Benz.” #MBTeamS #SLGN

7:57pm 31 Jan 2011

Swinnnng! (don't judge) RT @tsand “Bringing home the bacon and a Benz.” #MBTeamS #SLGN

7:56pm 31 Jan 2011

Bacon Greased Lightning RT @tsand “Bringing home the bacon and a Benz.” #MBTeamS #SLGN

7:56pm 31 Jan 2011

One Bacon One Love RT @tsand “Bringing home the bacon and a Benz.” #MBTeamS #SLGN

7:55pm 31 Jan 2011

.@RomzCA join the winning team RT @tsand “Bringing home the bacon and a Benz.” #MBTeamS #SLGN

7:55pm 31 Jan 2011

aint no party like a SBXLV party with RT @tsand “Bringing home the bacon and a Benz.” #MBTeamS #SLGN

7:54pm 31 Jan 2011

Oh Yeah we can do this RT @tsand “Bringing home the bacon and a Benz.” #MBTeamS #SLGN

7:53pm 31 Jan 2011

triple threat now RT @tsand “Bringing home the bacon and a Benz.” #MBTeamS #SLGN

7:53pm 31 Jan 2011

pig farmers are going to love us RT @tsand “Bringing home the bacon and a Benz.” #MBTeamS #SLGN

7:52pm 31 Jan 2011

honey cured bacon RT @tsand “Bringing home the bacon and a Benz.” #MBTeamS #SLGN

7:52pm 31 Jan 2011

bacon wrapped filet mignon RT @tsand “Bringing home the bacon and a Benz.” #MBTeamS #SLGN

7:52pm 31 Jan 2011

smoked bacon

7:51pm 31 Jan 2011

fried bacon RT @tsand “Bringing home the bacon and a Benz.” #MBTeamS #SLGN

7:51pm 31 Jan 2011

RT @tsand: RT @tsand 15 minute WARNING “Bringing home the bacon and a Benz.” #MBTeamS #SLGN <– copy (from 1st RT to #SLGN)/paste/tweet

7:50pm 31 Jan 2011

One for you two for me. RT @tsand “Bringing home the bacon and a Benz.” #MBTeamS #SLGN

7:49pm 31 Jan 2011

I love the smell of smell of #bacon in the morn. RT @tsand “Bringing home the bacon and a Benz.” #MBTeamS #SLGN

7:49pm 31 Jan 2011

Bring'em home ladies! RT @tsand “Bringing home the bacon and a Benz.” #MBTeamS #SLGN

7:48pm 31 Jan 2011

SOO-EEE @tsand “Bringing home the bacon and a Benz.” #MBTeamS #SLGN

7:47pm 31 Jan 2011

Lin'em up girls! RT @tsand “Bringing home the bacon and a Benz.” #MBTeamS #SLGN

7:46pm 31 Jan 2011

OMG mental image Captain Cheesehead driving thru desert (photoshop challenge?) RT @BarbPeterson: @tsand Cool? (cont) http://deck.ly/~OljZp

7:40pm 31 Jan 2011

Holy Cow That's A Lot of Tweets (but not enough to win) #mbteams (week gauge i know) page at @wthashtag http://bit.ly/efcdt5

7:38pm 31 Jan 2011

@juliafallon congrats on RT @tsand Winner! RT @juliafallon: “Bringing home the bacon and a Benz.” #MBTeamS #SLGN .

7:21pm 31 Jan 2011

Are we still doing RT @tsand “Bringing home the bacon and a Benz.” #MBTeamS #SLGN

7:10pm 31 Jan 2011

@Robin2go yeah I have 3 going w/ tweetdeck and cotweet

6:07pm 31 Jan 2011

@robin2go can you do that twice – exact same?

5:56pm 31 Jan 2011

So if @RomzCA can win without a colon *snicker* in his RT I guess we can too #MBteamS

5:55pm 31 Jan 2011

If this works we can repeat this infinity – RT @tsand Winner! RT @juliafallon: “Bringing home the bacon and a Benz.” #MBTeamS #SLGN

5:48pm 31 Jan 2011

@tsand with the colon twitter and most apps wont let you RT the same text

5:45pm 31 Jan 2011

@tsand without the colon (RT @tsand: ) twitter and most apps don't recognize it as a RT – important?

5:44pm 31 Jan 2011

RT @tsand Winner! RT @juliafallon: “Bringing home the bacon and a Benz.” #MBTeamS #SLGN

5:43pm 31 Jan 2011

Need a gauge or see how close we are RT @tsand: If MB team CL wins the #MBtweetrace Retweet Challenge, it's because of @RomzCA. #MBteamS

5:40pm 31 Jan 2011

#HighEdChat #heweb peeps please send me links to your IT dept facebook

3:20pm 31 Jan 2011

RT @tsand: #MBteamS UPDATE: We have until 8pm EST this evening to RT the #SLGN earn an extra 1,000 Bonus Points if we are team w/ most RTs.

2:25pm 31 Jan 2011

RT @tsand: Winner! RT @juliafallon: “Bringing home the bacon and a Benz.” #MBTeamS #SLGN

2:23pm 31 Jan 2011

RT @crevier: RT @ecwagner: The @packers flying @Delta to Dallas with all their gear! #GOPACKGO http://t.co/wC5S2Z8″

1:47pm 31 Jan 2011

Just invited 151 people to join us in the back seat w/ #MBteamS http://on.fb.me/eMHpMD

11:46am 31 Jan 2011

Teams to the #mbtweetrace have been announced. Choose to tweet for #MBteamS in the world's 1st Twitter-fueled race http://t.co/kOQ3Taw

10:35am 31 Jan 2011

New post: Super Bowl or Social Bowl? http://bit.ly/fhnbE8

10:25am 31 Jan 2011

@nuckingfutsmama I wont trash talk but #mbteams will keep some bacon hot for y'all at the finish line

10:46pm 30 Jan 2011

RT @VarsityOutreach: Support @tsand and #MBteamS in their race to the Super Bowl. Read more here: http://t.co/tWMy38Y #highed

10:43pm 30 Jan 2011

Participate: t.co/d54lW…#mbteams +1 for mobile friendly site

10:40pm 30 Jan 2011

RT @PeteSeroogy: My teams this week #Packers #Teamautism #MBteamS

10:33pm 30 Jan 2011

We got this #mbteams @nuckingfutsmama: @tsand after watching the youtube video of u eating bacon, my husband wants to go to Dallas

10:32pm 30 Jan 2011

New post: Calendar Daily Bible Mashup http://bit.ly/gV6Wpe

6:38pm 30 Jan 2011

Mashup x3 ADHD beware! – M.I.A. vs F.E.M. vs Martin Solveig – Hello Paper G6 http://t.co/jeKKPry via @youtube

6:32pm 30 Jan 2011

Weather in Texas is crazy right now. 80 degrees on January 30 2011! @tsand @jefflast Hope 4 clear sailing for #MBteamS http://t.co/kh01JcL

4:19pm 30 Jan 2011

#MBteamS The #MBtweetrace starts Feb 2 http://t.co/Osc4O0R via @youtube

2:42pm 30 Jan 2011

Gotta love the Tweetbobile @tsand @ev @biz #MBteamS Tweet Meter inside the Mercedes-Benz S400 HYBRID http://t.co/eedzb0c via @youtube

2:29pm 30 Jan 2011

Keep the scheduled tweets on the QT, gotcha ;) #MBteamS #MBtweetrace Q&A (part 1) http://t.co/kh01JcL via @youtube

2:19pm 30 Jan 2011

Mercedes-Benz Tweet Race To Super Bowl XLV With #MBteamS http://t.co/B3spLOK via @teamsiems

3:37am 30 Jan 2011

Testing the MBtweetrace prototype. @MBtrCarTest: #IGNITION_ON http://bit.ly/hMGe4S

2:45am 30 Jan 2011

2:45am 30 Jan 2011

Watch @fwong freeze time to take care of more bad guys! http://bit.ly/TimeFreeze

2:30am 30 Jan 2011

RT @PackersFansNFL: 'Green And Yellow' Is Packers Fan's Answer To 'Black And Yellow': J Byrd — real name Sam Freckmann — is a Gree… …

2:12am 30 Jan 2011

Holly Hanna! this kid needs twitter and join #MBteamS “Green and Yellow” http://t.co/gOUMWmo

1:58am 30 Jan 2011

@tsand #MBteamS photoshop challenge: give your S400 a GreenNYellow repaint

1:40am 30 Jan 2011

A lil' hippity hoppity inspire Prophetic and Pizzle “Green and Yellow” http://t.co/CAu0X8h @tsand #MBteamS @pizzle412 @prophpeezy

1:18am 30 Jan 2011

RT @PosterRev: LEAK:We just got the official mock-ups for the Super Bowl XLV Champions Poster. Packers= http://bit.ly/gCkqv7 #MBteamS

1:02am 30 Jan 2011

.@petsmart only place to sell Blue Buffalo http://t.co/7RYrXyC

7:06pm 29 Jan 2011

I'm at Sam's Club (1406 Earl Rudder Freeway, Harvey Rd., College Station) http://4sq.com/hzsMZr

3:57pm 29 Jan 2011

I'm at Veterans Park (3101 Harvey Rd, College Station) http://4sq.com/eHotP6

3:21pm 29 Jan 2011

@zebastyandylan thanks for the #ff

5:04pm 28 Jan 2011

I dub you Captain Chaos! LOL RT @tsand: Look what @ganyardp made #MBteamS for the #MBtweetrace http://yfrog.com/h5o1eslunyksj

4:39pm 28 Jan 2011

RT @sethodell: Stop what you're doing and follow @tsand and #MBteamS. Man is on a mission and the mission is on.

4:10pm 28 Jan 2011

Dot-matrix FTW RT @tsand: I work at the awesomest place on earth, with the best people in the world! #MBteamS http://yfrog.com/h0whqgyj

3:51pm 28 Jan 2011

RT @MBtweetraceHQ: Countdown: 5 days until #mbtweetrace! Choose a team to support by Feb 1 for a chance to win, too! http://on.fb.me/hfLihy

3:50pm 28 Jan 2011

Good one RT @TAMUtalk: #TAMUhunt Clue: Start here! http://twitpic.com/3u9be8 #4SqFriday

3:40pm 28 Jan 2011

What are the odds #rimshot RT @eastofwabansia: #Dormduty on casino night weekend. I am betting it will be eventful. I am hoping it isn't.

3:39pm 28 Jan 2011

We must test them first: Packers or that other team? RT @alainawiens: Hey @tsand, think you can get @TeamCoco on #MBteamS?

3:11pm 28 Jan 2011

The Rules for Mercedes-Benz Tweet Race To Super Bowl XLV With #MBteamS http://t.co/B3spLOK via @teamsiems

3:06pm 28 Jan 2011

RT @petewentz: follow friday @tsand help us get the most followers before the #mbtweetrace race starts on 2/2

2:49pm 28 Jan 2011

@Arbys Reg. RB, done! t…/G7WBym5

2:03pm 28 Jan 2011

@tsand @jefflast don't know next week but TX is http://t.co/zZNqBU9 warm today #mbteams http://t.co/Ea4crAe

1:44pm 28 Jan 2011

New post: Mercedes-Benz Tweet Race To Super Bowl XLV With #MBteamS http://bit.ly/eNRccz

1:35pm 28 Jan 2011

#FF #MBteamS: @virtualr @zebastyandylan

1:06pm 28 Jan 2011

#FF #MBteamS: @radiofreegeorgy @schinker @scottyhendo @sfgwv @shelleykeith @sjciske @teach42 @technolibrary @TimNekritz @tommytrc @twwgigi

1:05pm 28 Jan 2011

#FF #MBteamS: @lhaase09 @LoriPA @marleysmom @mayramejiamsc @mcovelli @micwalker @mmangen @oystergirl @patrickjpowers @paulrwood

1:04pm 28 Jan 2011

#FF #MBteamS @ijesspederson @iscottanderson @jefflast @Jena_Sherry @jenwagner @juliafallon @kbamnieto @kevingrout @kuratowa @laurenlovesddd

1:03pm 28 Jan 2011