Chris Siems @teamsiems
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Recent tweets

Just ’cause Man Don’t Dance hehehe #DropTheMic

12:23am Jun 21st 2018

Razzoo’s Cajun Cafe on #Yelp: I had the Cajun Skillet, and everything tasted the same. It has crawfish, shrimp, bea……

10:12pm Jun 19th 2018

Razzoo’s Cajun Cafe on #Yelp: Cajun Skillet is meh. Everything tastes the same.…

10:07pm Jun 19th 2018

President Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong Un meet for historic summit…

10:49pm Jun 11th 2018

2:03am Jun 10th 2018

R.I.P. Anthony Bourdain. I can’t figure out why you would take your life, but I hope you find peace.

10:40pm Jun 9th 2018

I think this is the first maroon crape myrtle I’ve seen

9:20am Jun 7th 2018

Thank you to everyone who served #MemorialDay I’m not making ribs this year. We’re trying to stay cool.

11:02am May 28th 2018

I finally got luphorbyblsphynkltryx indexed. Erik, Ed, Jeff you know: Dead Physicists CHS Class of 1990.

5:55am May 28th 2018

It’s the Sith Lord’s day #revengeofthe5th

11:29am May 5th 2018

Happy May 4th. #MayThe4thBeWithYou

5:04am May 4th 2018

Trying to go old school # lemonade

11:15pm May 2nd 2018

Time to fly witches. Glückliches Walpurgisnacht! I hear the song Traum einer Sabbatnacht :) #BlackPhillip

5:00pm Apr 30th 2018

RT @aggiecio: Former First Lady Barbara Bush Laid To Rest At Bush Library…

6:40pm Apr 25th 2018

R.I.P. Avicii aka Tim

3:31pm Apr 20th 2018

RIP Avicii. He left us too soon.

3:31pm Apr 20th 2018

#TMobileTuesdays #TreeMobile, we’ll donate a 🌳 to @Nature_org’s #PlantABillionTrees campaign. RT and help make a d…

8:36pm Apr 17th 2018

Barbara Bush passed away today. She’s singing with angels.…

7:01pm Apr 17th 2018

#Oorah :( I shed a tear when I heard the news.

8:47pm Apr 15th 2018

I was on top for a little while. Ich war für eine Weile oben.

8:41pm Apr 15th 2018

Is Syria the Start of the Storm? #WW3…

4:43pm Apr 14th 2018

11:01am Apr 14th 2018

World’s Most Dangerous Airports…

10:59am Apr 14th 2018

“I don’t wanna remember nothing…And I wanna be rich, you know, someone important, like an actor.” #IgnoranceIsBliss #BigPimpin #Matrix

10:51pm Apr 9th 2018

CSS Naked Day 2018…

1:11pm Apr 8th 2018

Why does this only have 40 views?! :) Gangnam Style Chemistry

11:28pm Apr 6th 2018

How have I not heard of @clowncoreWORLD

12:01am Apr 1st 2018

7:55pm Mar 29th 2018

RT @TMobile: @teamsiems Opening day is almost here, Chris! Should be a great season :) *ErikS

7:43pm Mar 27th 2018

Thanks @TMobile for @MLBTV Now I can watch my @Cardinals in Texas

7:34pm Mar 27th 2018

5:17pm Mar 21st 2018

I’m ready to wreck my @ZURB Foundation 6.4 with a shalalie! Give me columns back! Happy #StPatricksDay

6:33pm Mar 17th 2018

Well said. R.I.P. #StephenHawking on #PiDay

8:30am Mar 14th 2018

R.I.P. Stephen Hawking. 😢😭

11:47pm Mar 13th 2018

This breaks me…it’s like Einstein dying…I feel a great disturbance in the Dark Matter.

11:43pm Mar 13th 2018

Getting my shamrock 🍀 on a little early with Dropkick Murphys… #NowPlaying

9:58am Mar 10th 2018

UPDATE: Texas has 34 races headed to runoff elections on May 22…

5:55pm Mar 8th 2018

9:33am Mar 8th 2018

Today is 3*6=18

8:53am Mar 6th 2018

March 2, 1836, (182 years ago) the Texas Declaration of Independence was signed. Happy #TexasIndependenceDay

9:21pm Mar 2nd 2018

#viral INSANE BEATBOX TRIO Featuring Dharni and the Mad Twinz (Shoutout to Asia Beatbox) via @YouTube

12:32am Feb 27th 2018

@alonzolerone Great, now she knows where you’re staying, your username, your password (probably), your favorite san…

11:05pm Feb 26th 2018

@reaghanhunt “And this is how you come to me, without ‘why,’ without power.”

10:43pm Feb 26th 2018

@reaghanhunt “‘Why’ is what separates us from them, you from me. “‘Why’ is the only real social power, without it you are powerless.”

10:43pm Feb 26th 2018

@reaghanhunt M said, “Causality…Our only hope, our only peace is to understand it, to understand the ‘why.'”

10:43pm Feb 26th 2018

.@TAMU_IT Deer Park! that’s nice carpet #TechSummit2018

9:37pm Feb 26th 2018

Glad Bob wasn’t silenced forever. Kids, quit smoking/vaping, eat right and exercise.

10:41am Feb 26th 2018

7:35pm Feb 25th 2018

@chubbyemu Can you please research and do a video about alcohol withdrawal syndrome

10:13pm Feb 18th 2018

Happy 13th Blogiversary…

12:35pm Feb 16th 2018

Happy Chinese New Year #woof 🐶

7:00am Feb 16th 2018

#WTF Trump slump? Remington files for bankruptcy amid declining gun sales.

8:51am Feb 13th 2018

The 2018 Primary Election in Texas…

8:01am Feb 6th 2018

Thanks for the reminder…afib sucks

9:24pm Feb 4th 2018

Kraft ad campaign won the Internets #winning #SuperBowl

8:30pm Feb 4th 2018

It’s New England Patriots (again) vs. Philadelphia Eagles in #SuperBowlLII today in Minneapolis; temp is like -1 F…

3:47pm Feb 4th 2018

Runt says nope 2 close…

6:17pm Feb 2nd 2018

Happy #groundhogday Phil saw his shadow…6 more weeks of winter.

5:38pm Feb 2nd 2018

.@RepBillFlores what are your thoughts on his 4 Pillars and the pathway to citizenship? #SOTU #bcstx constitute

9:43pm Jan 30th 2018

Who’s that guy? #AR New Orleans July 2017 @RoadshowPBS

7:40pm Jan 29th 2018

A supermoon, a blue moon and a total lunar eclipse on Jan. 31, but really visible in south Pacific; everybody meet in Hawaii

9:46am Jan 24th 2018

Two worlds collide…Spicy Korean Fried Chicken with Maangchi & Sean (First We Feast) #spicey #yum

10:31am Jan 23rd 2018

This is what I went to college for…U.S. tests nuclear power system to sustain astronauts on Mars

4:58pm Jan 19th 2018

YouTube’s Dear John Letter…

5:02pm Jan 18th 2018

“Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H. A. L. plant in Urbana, Illinoi…

8:30am Jan 12th 2018

.@TheRobDyke from today’s headlines, another for the Serial Killer files, Mikhail Popkov (the Werewolf) possibly 81…

9:27am Jan 11th 2018

She wanted to see snow…road trip!…

10:04am Jan 1st 2018

We made it back safe (~9:30pm) from 2 days of driving through ice and snow. #Happy2018

1:05am Jan 1st 2018

FCC is meeting about #NetNeutrality today. Are ISPs utilities (like water or electric companies) or information com…

9:50am Dec 14th 2017

It Is Wednesday My Dudes #humpday

11:00am Dec 13th 2017

7:14am Dec 8th 2017

7:10am Dec 8th 2017

Most snow in Dec. in #bcstx? @KBTXWeather Still falling

7:46pm Dec 7th 2017

It’s time for #TechTheHalls 2017…We’re now the Division of Information Technology. Holiday party is off the hook, y’all!

10:30am Dec 7th 2017

Knock, knock kiddies #krampusnacht

6:06pm Dec 5th 2017

R.I.P. Jim Nabors aka Gomer Pyle

8:30am Dec 1st 2017

Happy 11th annual Blue Beanie Day #BBD17 Web standards for everyone! A tip of the tuque to WaSP.

3:30pm Nov 30th 2017

Happy Thanksgiving 🦃 Just saw Prairie View A&M in #MacysParade

8:53am Nov 23rd 2017

Can you smell the burning desire? #BTHOlsu

10:41pm Nov 21st 2017

Charles Manson dead at 83. Finally!

8:31am Nov 20th 2017

12:37am Nov 19th 2017

test app, comments?…

12:30am Nov 19th 2017

12:15am Nov 19th 2017

11:48pm Nov 13th 2017

It was 99 Years ago…11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month of 1918. #VeteransDay Thank you for your service.

11:03am Nov 11th 2017

At vero eos et accusam et justo duo dolores et ea rebum. Stet clita kasd gubergren, no sea takimata sanctus est Lor…

10:56am Nov 8th 2017

I guess I’ll stop with the Lastros comments now. The Astros won the #WorldSeries with talent and grit (in spite of Hurricane Harvey).

8:39am Nov 2nd 2017

Watching Astros at Dodgers in Game 7 #WorldSeries #HR4HR

8:49pm Nov 1st 2017

9:18pm Oct 31st 2017

Gallows movie was lame! Now something good: Stranger Things

9:00pm Oct 31st 2017

Brain spaghetti, witch hat biscuits, spider meat balls, and toxic punch #HappyHalloween

8:58pm Oct 31st 2017

I said this two years ago about PSY’s Daddy, but an older video is coming back to break the internet, Gentleman

4:02pm Oct 31st 2017

Honolulu Poke House on #Yelp: I had mixed greans with ahi tuna and shrimp. The tuna is melt in your mouth! Sauce i……

12:42pm Oct 27th 2017

I checked in at Honolulu Poke House on #Yelp…

12:22pm Oct 27th 2017

Happy #NationalPumpkinDay 🎃 It’s also Texas Chicken Fried Steak Day #TxCFSday Get you some @CottonPatchCafe Yum!

10:30am Oct 26th 2017

RT @llcoolj: Rest in paradise to Fats Domino. He paved the way for so many. I remember listening to his music as a little boy. #Fatsdomino

10:54pm Oct 25th 2017

Ransomware Bad Rabbit poses as an Adobe update before locking down computers and demanding money from people to get their files back.

8:55am Oct 25th 2017

Hope they play PSY GANGNAM STYLE (강남스타일) at the Winter Olympics 5 years old and almost 3 billion views!

12:33am Oct 24th 2017

8:17pm Oct 23rd 2017

Five Presidents Visit Aggieland…

10:03am Oct 21st 2017